My GF

I have a GF. I won’t tell you her name, that isn’t relevant right now, but I will tell you about her three alter egos. The first is the moon maiden. The second is Mooma. The third is Liof. It takes special circumstances to see any of these three personalities, but I’ve seen them all. That’s why I think I’m maybe the luckiest guy in the entire world. Is that an exaggeration. It may very well be. But to me, she’s pretty great.

She has wavy hair that’s black or light brown depending on the light you see it in. She has big round eyes and long eyelashes, and long legs. She has a soft voice and is very wise. She also works hard. I met her at a pinball barcade for our first date. We matched with one another because she had a question. In my profile, I wrote that my idea of a good time was “sitting on a bench by the lake in fall wearing a warm coat with a box of wine chuffing a fat dart”, but my profile also said that I didn’t smoke, so she was confused.

Anyways, things since then have been really cool. We’ve been dating a little more than a year now, and I’m really happy.